Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their
exemplary offspring. "There never was a daughter more
devoted than my Alice," said Mrs. Davis with a sniff. "Every
summer she takes me to the Catskills for a week, and every
winter we spend a week at Delray Beach."

"That's nothing compared to what my Anna does for me,"
declared Mrs. Jones proudly. "Every winter she treats me to
two weeks in Miami, and in the summer two weeks in the
Hamptons, in my own private guest house."

Mrs. Smith sat back with a proud smile. "Nobody loves her

Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring. "There never was a daughter more devoted than my Alice," said Mrs. Davis with a sniff. "Every summer she takes me to the Catskills for a week, and every winter we spend a week at Delray Beach."

"That's nothing compared to what my Anna does for me," declared Mrs. Jones proudly. "Every winter she treats me to two weeks in Miami, and in the summer two weeks in the Hamptons, in my own private guest house."

Mrs. Smith sat back with a proud smile. "Nobody loves her mother like my Jackie does. Nobody."