A strained voice called out through the darkened theater,
"Please, is there a doctor in the house?!"

Several men stood up as the lights came on.

An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her,
"Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in
a date with a good girl?"

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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

My cousin Marvin owned one of the biggest and fastest-growing
businesses in Miami, a furniture store. I convinced him that
he needed to take a trip to Italy to check out the merchandise
himself, and because he was still single, he could check out
all the hot Italian women.
As Marvin was checking into a hotel he struck up an acquaintance
with a beautiful young lady... she only spoke Italian and he only
spoke English, so neither understood a word the other spoke.
He took out a pencil and a notebook and drew a picture of a taxi.

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he
had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and
on the card invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a
week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see
how things had gone.

"The evening was a disaster," he moaned.

"Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.

"Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook...."

A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date. but
couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye,
she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the
kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his amazement she
readily consented. He said, "Why have you been avoiding me
all this time? You wouldn't even make eye contact."

"Oh," replied the waitress," I thought you wanted more coffee."