A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the
grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Customer at a counter of a lawn ornament shop: "Give me four of
those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of the sunflowers,
and one of those bent-over grandma in bloomers."

Cashier reply's: "That'll be eight dollars for the pinwheels, ten
dollars for the flamingos, six dollars for the sunflowers, and an
apology to my wife!"