How agri-corporations around the world would treat their cows.

NORTH AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and
force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised
when the cow drops dead.

FRENCH: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three
cows.

JAPANESE: You have two cows. You redesign them to 1/10 the size
of ordinary cows, producing 20 times the milk. You then create
clever cow cartoons called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

GERMAN: You have two cows, re-engineered so they'll live for 100

Do you know why they are called udders? When
you are about to milk the cow, first you grab one,
then you grab the udder one...

Deep Cow Thoughts: If you tell a cow a joke, and
she finds it funny... Will milk come out her nose?

Seen on a Bumper Sticker: "Montana - At least, our
cows are sane!"

Trigonometry for farmers: swine and cowswine.

Why were the cows mad at their farmer?
He had no consideration for the feelings of udders.

What do get from a cow with no back legs?
Dragon Milk.

What do you get from a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.

Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy said
to Dolly "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly
"It's true, straight up no bull!"