1. You dream in Javascript and Hypertext language.
2.Instead of laughing out loud when u find something funny in the real world u just say LOL.
3.You say you can do a 360 Fingerflip to Amateur Skaters but you don't say, in Tony Hawks Pro Skater 4.
4.You get wet dreams after you bought a computer with a GeForce MX motherboard.
5.You waste time on the internet looking for meaningless jokes like this one.

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor!

'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies.

'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . A lot cheaper t han a doctor !

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.

1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it
to happen.

2. When you get to the point where you really understand your
computer, it's probably obsolete.

3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the
manual where you least expect to find it.

4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.

5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

6. To err is human . . . to blame your computer for your mistakes is
even more human, it is downright natural.