Two little children, a boy and a girl, walked hand-in-hand to a
neighbor's house. The little girl stood on her tiptoes and
just able to reach the doorbell. Then, an elderly lady greeted
them at the front door.

"Good morning, children," she said. "What can I do for you?"

"We're playing house," the little girl answered. "This is my hus-
band and I'm his wife. Can we come in?"

Thoroughly enchanted by the scene, the elderly lady replied,
"By all means, do come in."

Once inside, she offered the children lemonade and cookies,

My three-year-old daughter and I went shopping with my mother.
A rather large woman, Mom sometimes has a tough time finding
just the right fit.

When my mother picked out a yellow suit, my daughter went into
the dressing room with her. A moment later Mom asked her how
she liked the outfit.

My daughter replied, "Oh, Nana, you look so pretty---just like a big
yellow school bus."

The suit stayed in the dressing room.
~ Readers Digest

A father and son went fishing one day.
After a couple hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious
about the world around him. He asked his father, "How does this boat
float?"
The father thought for a moment, then replied, "Don't rightly know,
son."
The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father,
"How do fish breath underwater?"
Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly know, son."
A little later the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky blue?"
Again, the father replied. "Don't rightly know, son."

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said
it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even
though they were very large mammals, their throat was very small. The
little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher
reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The
teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied,
"Then you ask him."