The conservative businessman got on the elevator and curtly asked the
bellboy to take him to the 18th floor.

"Sure thing, son," replied the bellboy.

"How dare you call me son!" exclaimed the outraged man.

"Well," replied the boy, "I brought you up, didn't I?"

A gentleman goes to an estate sale and notices that one of
the items for sale is a large parrot. He's always wanted a
talking bird, so when it comes up for bid he offers $50. The
bidding proceeds hot and heavy with someone always bidding
ten dollars more than he until the parrot is finally sold
to him for $1,500. When he goes to get the bird, he asks the
auctioneer, "Can the bird talk?" The auctioneer replied,
"Who do you think was bidding against you?"

A well-dressed businessman got into a Manhattan cab and asked to be
taken to LaGuardia airport. While stuck in traffic, the businessman
leaned forward and said, "How's your spirit of adventure?"
"What do you mean?" "Well, I have to be in Chicago for a meeting, but
the thought of flying there just bores me. Why not drive me there? The
meeting will last only an hour. I'll pay the gas, tolls, your hotel
room, meals, and then you can drive me back tomorrow." The driver said,
"Sure, why not?!" and off they went. They motored through Jersey,