BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF

OH MY GOSH, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!

GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT
BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO
COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER

SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN

-Boldly going nowhere.

- Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends.

- How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?

- CATS -- The other white meat.

- Don't be sexist -- broads hate that.

- I'm an imbecile and I vote.

- Money Isn't Everything... But it sure keeps the kids in touch.

- WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.

- You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me, not you!

- Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

A man in Detroit, driving around with a "Honk, if you love
Jesus" bumper sticker, who took a baseball bat to the car
behind him when the driver did just what it said.