A Texas billionaire had fallen ill. Doctors consulted did not seem to
understand what ailed him. The billionaire let it be known that any
doctor who could heal him could have whatever he desired. A country
doctor was finally able to cure him and, as the doctor was leaving
after a week's stay, the Texan said, "Doc! I am a man of my word. You
name it and if it is humanly possible, I'll get it for you."

"Well," said the doctor, "I love to play golf, so if I could have a
matching set of golf clubs that would be fine."