A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary.

On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that
because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant
each of them a very special wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh!

Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!

On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife sat down
in the den with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft
reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her
feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all
by himself. "How romantic!" she thought.

Two-and-a-half hours later, she was still waiting for dinner
to be served. She tip-toed to the kitchen and found it a
colossal mess.
Her harried husband, removing something indescribable from
the smoking oven, saw her in the doorway.
"Almost ready!" he vowed.

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.

Their domestic tranquility had long been known about the town, and on this very special occasion, a local newspaper reporter paid them a visit.

He inquired as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well"...explained the husband..."it all goes all the way back to our honeymoon, you see, we visited the Grand Canyon and we took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule."

He continues..."well now, we hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled, she quietly said...that's once."