No. It's not a cat it's...
An un-programmable animal.
A four footed allergen.
A hair relocation expert.
A treat-seeking missile.
A lap-warmer with a built-in buzzer.
A small, furry lap fungus.

HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL -

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if
holding a baby. Position right hand thumb on either side of
cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding
pill in hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow
cat to close mouth and swallow.

Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!

What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle,
and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!

Why are frogs looking forward to 2004?
It will be a Leap Year!

Why did the frog cross the road?
To see what the chicken was doing.

What are frogs' two favorite games?
Hop-Scotch and Croaket

What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak