I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for
about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle
cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said,
'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored
me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil necked moron. He glared at me and
started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So
I called him a son of a mutant pig. He finished the second
ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started